“Let’s fly away from the clouds of heaven and jump away from the fires of hell”
[My edit. Do not remove the credits. Saranghae]
remember when i made this okcupid account
remember that
Imagine your icon as your roommate who shares a bed with you and constantly steals the covers while you’re trying to sleep.
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
Imagine in like 1000 years when we populate other planets it will be like “Omg I met this really awesome girl on the internet but she lives on Neptune”
planet zoned
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.